He’s tripping on acid
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
I always wear thermals.
Ah, you’re probably fine then.